Chad Sexington says:
joel
I have a very important question for you
did you kill Michael Jackson??
Joel says:
I have his nose now
How much do you think I'll get on ebay?
Chad Sexington says:
it wont last long in the open air you better get it into some sort of sealed container
I had his old one but I left it in the air too long and it reverted back to ooze
Joel says:
I put it in a gurkhin jar
Chad Sexington says:
oh. in that case
20 bucks maybe?
Joel says:
you seen pushing daisies?
Chad Sexington says:
yeah
Joel says:
is good.
Chad Sexington says:
yeah its alright
Joel says:
GOOD i tell you!
Chad Sexington says:
I KNOW
ITS ALRIGHT
Joel says:
alright means mediocre
silly aussie
stop chasing wallabies and start learning your language
Chad Sexington says:
alright means ''yeah she goes alright hey? Fair shake of the sauce bottle cobber''
I wonder if blanket and the rest of the kids will get to be seen in public now
Joel says:
maybe theyll find the dungeeon
Chad Sexington says:
I dont reckon hes even dead the photos of him going to hospital are of a black man
Joel says:
^^
Chad Sexington says:
its on every channel
Joel says:
oh
Chad Sexington says:
lame
lets edit his wikipedia page with crazy facts about his death before they get onto it
Joel says:
^^
he's the illegimate child of abraham lincoln!
Chad Sexington says:
he lived off the lifeforce of elizabeth taylor!
Joel says:
extracted with the aid of thained ferrets
Chad Sexington says:
he fucked children!
...oh wait that one was real
Joel says:
^^

Joel says:
Cthuhlu the movie!

Sexy Teen Murder Lake says:
its about gay people
its not good
Tori Spelling is in it

Joel says:
but but but
Cthulhu!

Sexy Teen Murder Lake says:
GAY
PEOPLE
Gay people dont know how to make good movies

Joel says:
disgusting people
it's unnatural I tell ya

Sexy Teen Murder Lake says:
they killed the dinosaurs you know

Joel says:
and jesus!

Sexy Teen Murder Lake says:
[link]
see
4 and a half stars

Joel says:
haha

Hernia Pie says:
no can sleepy
annoyance
plus

Benji says:
poor baby...

Hernia Pie says:
yes it is poor baby
i have school in the morning
what movie should i watch
bear in mind I tend to go for the trashy b grade variety
preferably with a monster of some sort
will also settle for monkeys

Benji says:
snake island!

Hernia Pie says:
I watched that!
it wasnt quite the isle of snakes I was hoping for

Benji says:
did you? i thought you said it was bad luck?

Hernia Pie says:
for one thing, there was no full frontal male nudity

Benji says:
hang on a sec, i need to go get some vegan chili and corn bread...

Hernia Pie says:
GROSS
thats just beans

Benji says:
you're just beans...
what? too close to the bone?

Hernia Pie says:
sorry I was gettiung me moofie ready to load
though i have seen it like a hundred time

Benji says:
which one?
and stop acting all big when really you're little...

Hernia Pie says:
eh?
little?
whats this you say?
[link] THATS little
AMIRITE?

Benji says:
it's amazing how you have a manhunt example or reference for everything...

Hernia Pie says:
its true
its like a skill

Benji says:
and everything doesn't have to be about our penises...
like...

Hernia Pie says:
like....chilli?
cause you know....I heard someone made that out of penises once

Benji says:
it's 'like' a skill...

Hernia Pie says:
oh its clearly NOT a skill
a useful skill would be grinding corn or trapping a bear

Benji says:
possibly at the same time?

Hernia Pie says:
I grind my corn WITH a trapped bear
takes AGES

Benji says:
very good.

Hernia Pie says:
is that vegan?

Benji says:
you've made me proud today joe...

Hernia Pie says:
one does what one can

Benji says:
yes, unless parts of the bear fall into the corn and then the other parts of the bear continue to grind the other parts of the bear into the corn...

then it's not vegan...

Hernia Pie says:
I thought maybe like...if the bear just breathed in the same general direction as the corn, it ceased being vegan

Benji says:
don't be silly, if that was the case then nothing would be vegan anymore! think of all the directions that bears have breathed in over the years!

Hernia Pie says:
A bear breathed on me once. it was highly traumatic
and by bear I mean fat old gay man

Benji says:
it all adds up joe, it all adds up...

Hernia Pie says:
and by breathed I mean violent pelvice thrusting
*pelvic

Benji says:
did it breath with its cock head?

Hernia Pie says:
there was breathing going on let me tell you!

Benji says:
no no, pelvice gives it a more grip like quality...

Hernia Pie says:
almost a vicelike grip one might say?

Benji says:
an 18 year old did that to me the other night...

Hernia Pie says:
violent pelvic thrusts?
a 20 year old did that to me in the theater last night when I went to see wolverine
I told him to wait till we got home
baZING!
(It was Jay)
Benji says:
i feel weird when they're so young... maybe i should just mail them to you after all...

Hernia Pie says:
certainly. make sure to leave breathing holes in the box yes?

Benji says:
no.
i can see the look on your face now....

Hernia Pie says:
a present!
D :
still. no use letting it go to waste!
*make chilli*
thats vegan right?

Mantis Tankfist says:
facebook is telling me to work out. theres like 4 ads on my page right now telling me to get killer abs

Joel says:
mine is more ambivalent
I have bank loans, bible studies and tailored suits

Mantis Tankfist says:
it means get a haircut and get a real job!
also, Jesus

Joel says:
also, pie
I'm watching an infomercial

Mantis Tankfist says:
oooh is it the Mr T flavourwave?

Joel says:
"Linda, gods adventurer in Ethiopia"

Mantis Tankfist says:
Im so in love with that thing
oh....theres an informercial for that?

Joel says:
yeh

Mantis Tankfist says:
what is it

Joel says:
the bible studies thing
Well, I've just completed my post colonial studies

Mantis Tankfist says:
oh. I thought maybe she was some sort of Superhero. Battling hunger, and to a lesser extent, flies

Joel says:
And well, missionaries are fucking lunatics who destroy traditions and the history of others

Mantis Tankfist says:
Australia is a colony

Joel says:
it is

Mantis Tankfist says:
we're all criminals you know

Joel says:
only if you believe in original sin

Mantis Tankfist says:
my great great whatever grandfather was sent here for kidnapping orphans
and making them into pie

Joel says:
same with india, all of africa, south america, etc
really?

Mantis Tankfist says:
yes

Joel says:
did he take a modest proposal seriously?

Mantis Tankfist says:
its how we made all our fabulous riches. Back then it was scandalous, but over time we've decided that he was just a bit of a rascal really
he DID
There used to be a band here called ''Scandal'US'
or somethuing like that
they were so shit

Joel says:
haha

Mantis Tankfist says:
[link] omg theyre awful
I still love this song though haha

Joel says:
this is bad
seriously

Mantis Tankfist says:
isnt it but?
just goes to show what wonders they can work when they put a voice through a computer

Joel says:
[link]layer_embedded

Mantis Tankfist says:
the SAD thing is that they were all winners of a reality show that makes pop bands.
the season before the band that came out was called ''Bardot'' and it had that Sophie Monk girl

Joel says:
tragic

Mantis Tankfist says:
oh and the curly haired ginger in Scandal'us had a solo single called ''ooh ah I lost my bra'' : D

Joel says:
haha
now watch my video
I'm scared

Mantis Tankfist says:
i am
lol

Joel says:
it is deep

Mantis Tankfist says:
its loading havent started it yet
its having issues
oh my
who is he?

Joel says:
no idea

Mantis Tankfist says:
is this what you listen to in Sweden?
he has a sweet guitar

Joel says:
it's all the buzz

Mantis Tankfist says:
you know what I think when I look at him?
monkey monkey monkey

Joel says:
^^
not badger badger badger?

Mantis Tankfist says:
AAAHHH her crazy eyes in the rearview mirror!
theres some sweet ass production values in this clip, but I can watch it no longer

Joel says:
^^

Evil Harry Dread says:
go on my facebook the new haloween 2 trailer is on it

Jay McCool says:
yeah seen it the other day
is totes shit

Evil Harry Dread says:
as if you did

Jay McCool says:
whats the deal with zombies wife being albino

Evil Harry Dread says:
shes mrs vorhees

Jay McCool says:
lol
i think he must have liked the curse of michael myers cause i think he is introducing the brotherhood of the thorne

Evil Harry Dread says:
no I dont think thats what he's doing at all

Jay McCool says:
well its some cult thingy

Evil Harry Dread says:
I think he's just batshit crazy

Jay McCool says:
rob zombie? yeah
lol

Evil Harry Dread says:
I heard that this one time this guy went to the cemetary in New Orleans and they saw Rob Zombie there and he totally dug up some guys corspe and had sex with the eye sockets

Jay McCool says:
eww

Evil Harry Dread says:
Thats how he rolls
We're going to see it though right

Jay McCool says:
yeah
still will hate it

Evil Harry Dread says:
I dunno I liked the first one
or the 9th one
whatever
Did you know they were going to Michael Myers VS Pinhead if Freddy VS Jason did well

Jay McCool says:
it had its moments. i just hate the fact that zombie has given reasons for michael is to a killer

Evil Harry Dread says:
they were going to call it ''Helloween''

Jay McCool says:
lol

Evil Harry Dread says:
no Im serious
everything I read on the internet machine is for serious
[link] See

Jay McCool says:
yeh i just googled it

Evil Harry Dread says:
What they should make is Leatherface VS Jason
though they already did in comics, and they made them brothers which is totes gay

Jay McCool says:
lol

Evil Harry Dread says:
I want to see House on Sorority Row
download it
is Star Trek out this week?

Jay McCool says:
no
may 6

Evil Harry Dread says:
oh

Jay McCool says:
or something

Evil Harry Dread says:
I want to sex the guy that plays Kirk

Jay McCool says:
he looks like dexter

Evil Harry Dread says:
no Dexter is a Ming
The guy that plays Kirk is hot sex
you can sex Picard

Jay McCool says:
who

Evil Harry Dread says:
from Next Generation
Professor Xavier

Jay McCool says:
eww

Evil Harry Dread says:
Make it so!